ok today was jockey lot day ... yes i said jockey lot thats what the flea market is called in my corner of the world, and it's always an adventure ... there are things you see at it that just scar you for life you see people that i would bet money on there parents were brother and sister and then theres ones you look at and say ( OH MY GOD SOMEBODY HAD SEX WITH THEM ) HOW!!!!! and thens theres the buys you find as you walk away the only thing u can say is I JUST STOLE THAT FROM THEM but anywho .... two things struck my fancy # 1 i bought a fried apple pie from a lil lady as opened my lil hunk of cheating on the diet i said it's got to be good ... well the cook in me was excited and the fat girl in me was drooling i took my first bite and clenched every hair on my body stood up every morsale of my being went oh shit thats awful it had a taste that i never had in my mouth and i've had some strange stuff in there ( food ppl were talking about food) get it out the gutter , i thought maybe it's me i took another bite , same thing well the fat girl said that wasnt worth cheating for and the cook in me had to know so as polite as i could i walked back to the lil lady and had to ask ( ma'am i just have to know how did you make this crust well see looked at me with aged eyes and said ) * IT'S THE BEST FRIED PIE YOU EVER HAD AIN'T IT * well i smiled and said it's different i just got to know about the crust well its 4 c flour 1 c sugar pinch of salt, 1 egg and 1/2 c of vinger WHAT vinager ? why would you do that its was to say the worst thing i ever ever ever put in my mouth even worse than some of the ex's i have had ! lol needless to say i no longer have a thing for fried pies that dont come out my kitchen # 2 i saw a chick that had baseballs for tit's no lie ppl baseballs and she was proud of them everybody in pickens county saw them it was a train wreak you had to look so thats my day 2 things scared me and i think i need therapy ... maybe shock treatment's lol !!!

mexican night woo hoo

stargate 2010 i got it i got the most off the wall thing i have done in a long time well it's evening in the Bryson home and i open the fridge and the question comes to mind what do i do for supper .. u know ya'll have done this too well its like this i got 6 lil sweet pototes that i got to use or throw them out .. i want abd i mean WANT mexican now dont get me wrong i'm full blown redneck ( God Bless Robert E. Lee) but i want a tortilia dont ask just go with me here feel me out i go to the gro store cause i have to everyday or i have dt's its my crack! well black beans, sweet taters, fresh corn, onion,bell pepper and a few totillia shells and a hot cast iron skillet guess what we got for supper ... dont turn your nose up people it even suprised me with a side of spanish rice and more black beans we got supper and i got a grocery store crack fix and to follow it up with a dose of benyadral cause as most of ya'll know i'm allergeric to mater's why i have no clue but sometimes a fat red juicy mater on white bread with duke's mayo call's to me but alas this concoction tonight suprised even me and the hubby loved it so if ya'll want the inners to these amazing stuffed tortillia shells let me know !!!!

Well here goes my first blog as a whole i'm just a wife and mom.. not to exciting right but you add dogs yardwork, and the award winning cooking then you got a pretty exciting life there ! it's a never ending flood of mama whats for supper and can such and such come over and guess whati volenteered you for this or that we got band , racing , and did i mention the never ending no privecy law around here not to mention the rest of the ppl in my life dont get me wrong i look at life like this I'LL SLEEP WHEN I DYE cause thats about when i will be able too so i guess this is a blog about all the stuff in my life that to me is aways funny it's never ending my twisted sence of humor and non spelling ablities will show as time goes on so bear with me i promise laughs tears and so knock your socks off cooking tips this aint julia and julie she aint got nothing on me !! trust me my motto it IT'S OK YA'LL I GOT THIS !! hang on ya'll its gonna be a hell of a ride !! stay tuned