IT A CAT FIGHT OUT THERE

Well as i look in to my roller dex of new things to cook at the top of this cook off season, i heard on the radio this morning about competitive cooking and how cut thought it is ... well duh these women aint playing they spend hours upon hours in the kitchen trying new stuff different flavors new ways to do it ... ( cook you pervs ... cook ) OK now that we got ur mind out of the gutter... i go through what seems like hours of old recipes pasted down from my great and grand mothers cause my mom ( god rest her soul ) . wasn't a cooker don't know why but she couldn't cook Cept biskets man she man the best cat head bisects on the free world and me ... the lil redneck from pickens cant make a bisect to save me life !... i have won over 150 ribbons ( most are blue ones) for my cooking and i cant make a damn cat head bisect WTH ? well anyhoo all the cooking i do and i got the fat family to prove it and i cant master bisects so i shall go on with my blue ribbon cooking and winning... the bad part is when i beat them lil old ladies i think wonder how her bisects taste !!! so happy cooking y'all i got to get in the kitchen the GA pie cook off is next month and we already know i got the pie thing under control !!! did i mention i'm the north Carolina apple pie grand champion !! so well fat girl did some bragging !!! so what i'm good no scratch that I'M GREAT !!!